The Invincible Iron Moan

So, it's roughly 11pm and I've had an alright day, other than having to tend with 3 teenagers wandering in and out of my house disturbing my peace in a way that only a giant girly whirlwind of obnoxiousness, and even a troubleshooting exercise with a mates broadband hasn't really managed to annoy me too much. Don't get me wrong, I've felt my blood rise at least a few times today, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this, but no poor bastard actually suffered my fiery wrath.

The observant among you may have noticed that the pic over there <<< is none other that Gwyneth "I can't believe it's not child abuse to name your kids that" Paltrow, and yes, there is a point to me having a picture of that cow up here, and I'll get to it soon, that bitch will keep.....

Firstly though, I'd like to start off my first moaning session, I mean Blog, on slightly more dangerous ground, I mean it would be no fun if I didn't dangle my nuts over the barrel filled with piranhas before shooting a retarded one like ol' Gwyneth, would it?

So, I have an altogether amazing Fiance, but every once in a while, she sets out to pick arguments with anything from inanimate objects to the ones who love her just because, well, um..... the only explanation I can find is best said by this man...

But then again I suppose I would go a bit nuts too once a month if I had to put up with my shit, I'll stop making my shiv....

Anyways, now I'm probably going to get my testicles turned into something that vaguely resemble testicles but look a lot more like raw burgers, I'd better get on to Gwyneth "I actually downgraded from Ben Affleck" Paltrow.

So I was looking through my facebook feed this afternoon when I saw something that I had a feeling was coming after reading Invincible Iron Man #10...

 FUCK YOU BITCH, NO!!!!!!! I've never been happy with you even being cast in this fucking role in my opinion it should have went straight to this woman, no matter how much she demanded in payment for it, even if that payment was the ending to the movie Se7en....

Fuck it,  after staring at that picture for slightly too long I've come to the conclusion she'd probably take the role if that happened..... Someone  get me on a plane and point my to the nearest B&Q so I can get me a damn hacksaw.